Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)
Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
I want to die and be born again as a full hobbit.
I think hobbit metabolism work differently than human…
as a hobbit it’s perfectly acceptable, to be plump and hairy
where do I sign up